Privacy Policy – The "We're Not Creepy" Edition

No Selling, No Spamming: We Love Your Data (But Not in a Weird Way)

Let’s be real—no one reads privacy policies. Well, except you, apparently. But since you’re here, we’ll make this as painless as possible (and mildly entertaining). Here’s what we do with your data:

What We Collect (Just Enough to Keep the Party Going)

• Account Stuff: We need your email, username, and a password so secure that even your future self will forget it.
• Stonk Shenanigans: We track things like your comments, Stonk Hub posts, and any content you create. This helps us keep the vibe alive and make sure no one’s being a total buzzkill.

What We Do with Your Info (Spoiler: Nothing Sketchy)

• Keep the Lights On: Your data helps us run this circus, fix bugs, and generally make sure the site doesn’t explode.
• Connect the Stonkers: We use your activity to make the site more secure, interactive, and, well, worth your time.
• No Selling, No Spamming: We solemnly swear on our meme collection that we won’t sell your data. No shady deals, no inbox full of spam promising you "financial freedom in 48 hours."

Your Rights (Because You Deserve Control)

• You’re the Boss: You can request access, changes, or a full data wipe if you ever decide to disappear like a short seller in a bull market.
• Opting Out: If you're not vibing with certain data uses, let us know. We won’t guilt-trip you (much).

Security (Because We Actually Care Bro)

• Fort Knox Vibes: We use industry-standard security to keep your data safer than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe.
• No Hackers Allowed: If someone tries to break in, we’ll throw banana peels and red shells at them.

No Kids Allowed (Sorry, Future Stonk Geniuses)

18+ Only: If you’re under 18, go back to watching cartoons or get a patents permission (we'll need to see a note!).

Ads & Third Parties (Only If Absolutely Necessary)

• 3rd party Ad-Networks (like Google): If we ever run ads, they might collect data to show you relevant ads (not those weird ones for foot cream). You can usually opt out in the settings of said ad overlords.

Policy Changes (Because Stonks and Rules Both Change)

We’ll Keep You Posted: If we tweak this policy, we’ll let you know. No sneaky business—just good ol’ transparency.

Questions? Concerns? Stonk Theories?

Hit Us Up: If you have privacy questions (or just want to tell us your latest YOLO trade), email us here.