StonkMarketParty.com Terms of Service

The ‘Moon or Bust’ Edition

Welcome to the digital town square where bulls and bears roam free! We're all about open discussion, market insights, and financial memes. But even the wildest parties need a few ground rules.

1. Exercise Your Freedom (Responsibly):

• Speak Your Mind (But Don’t Be a Jerk): Say what you want, but don’t be surprised if someone calls you out—respect is still the best market strategy.
• Content is King (But Keep it Legal): Share your charts, memes, and hot takes—just keep it legal and avoid copyright violations.
• No Market Manipulation: Pump-and-dump schemes and false rumors will get you banned faster than you can say "margin call."

2. Your Stonk Stuff (It's Yours, But We Can Share the Love):

• You Own It (But We Can Show it Off): You keep full ownership of your content, but by posting here, you give us a friendly nod to showcase it across the platform and use it to serve content to the party.
• Keep it Original (Or Give Credit): Plagiarism is a buzzkill. If you share someone else's work, give proper credit.

3. Stonk Hubs (Your Personal Soapbox):

• Build Your Community: Create Stonk Hubs around financial topics that excite you. Just keep it legal and respectful.
• Hub Ownership (You're the Captain Now): Set the rules, moderate content, and keep the party going.
• Diamond Tier Perks: Monetize your wisdom with a Diamond Tier Stonk Hub and share in the revenue.

4. Refunds (The "Diamond Hands" Policy):

• All Sales Final: No weak hands here. Once you buy something, it’s yours.
• Exceptions (Rarer Than a Unicorn): The only exceptions? A major service malfunction that prevents you from using what you paid for or, of course, if aliens abduct the site.

5. Disclaimer (The "We're Not Your Financial Guru" Reminder):

• Not Financial Advice: We’re not financial advisors. Investing is risky. So is trusting a guy named ‘CryptoChad420’ with your portfolio. Do your own research.

6. Changes to the Rules (Because the Market Never Stands Still):

• We Adapt, You Adapt: Like the stock market, rules change. If we update this, we’ll let you know—no surprise margin calls.

7. Contact Us (If You Need a Stonk Sherpa):

• We're Here to Help: Lost in the Stonk jungle? Need a Sherpa? Hit us up here.

Effective Date: March 2025